I am going to break all of your hearts.

I'm sorry about this, Internet, but you just had to know.

I'm sure at least fourteen percent of you have seen Samwell's "What What In The Butt" video. If you haven't, now you have.
Well, this guy's official site says there's a movie coming out. I am not kidding. I hope it's a lie. In the music video, Samwell says the word "butt" over 50 times. (I think it's 54, but I was so hypnotized by the song, I may have lost count.) Just imagine, if you will, the sheer number of butt references in What What (In the Butt): The Movie. It's not set to come out until 2013. So, if the Mayans were right, we'll never see this become a reality.

While I have you already disturbed and afraid to go outside, here's a little extra something to make you cry yourself to sleep. It gets stuck in my head all the time. If it happens to you, resist singing it out loud. Your family will not understand.