Honey Badger don't give a [lotsofpunctuationforcensorship]!

I'm sure you guys have all seen the famous honey badger video. If you haven't, I hope you enjoyed your vacation visiting the Patrick Star estate. (Ha, I made a joke about living under a rock and paired it with a Spongebob reference.) If you haven't seen it, now you have.
But, we're not here to talk about honey badgers. We're here to talk about RANDALL.
Randall, Randall, never wears sandals,
Wanted to make a pie.
He picked up his spat'
And put on a hat;
But he got some pie fillin' in his eye. -A limerick about Randall, written by yours truly.


Naturally, there has to be some kind of beautiful face to match that ridiculous narration in that video. And, I assure you, you will not be let down.
READY?


I KNOW. WOW.
It is worth noting that, as I typed the word wow, I paused between each letter to add dramatic effect for you all who are reading it.
I just wanted to share that with you. Here's a video from TMZ, which sounds a little bit like a television advertisement. You're welcome.
TMZ video. Wow.